I GOT A CODE IN BY DOSE

Ah Karma. What a sweet, beautiful bitch! It's the day of my first music inventory and I'm sick as a dog. Sniffling, hacking, fever. All that loveliness. I have to go to work at 7pm and start counting. Yes, counting. We have to pre-count everything in the music department! I'm not exactly sure why and I don't really care right now. I just want to make it through tonight so I can crash tomorrow. I'll probably be there until at least 2am. That's if I can light a fire under Tomas' ass. You have no idea how excited I am to work into the wee hours of the night with someone who is one of the biggest slackers I've ever seen.

NEWSFLASH:

May 17, 2007

Campbell, California

An employee of a large retail bookstore apparently went temporarily insane early this morning while working a late shift for inventory. Witnesses say the victim had been complaining all night about how he was only going to get 3 hours of sleep. The witnesses then reported hearing a blood-curdling scream and by the time they reached the music department where the two were working, a co-worker had taped the victim's mouth shut and then taped him to a cardboard display of Michael Buble and placed him in the entrance where the motion detector door chime kept going off everytime he struggled. She was yelling, "how are you going to get 3 hours now?"

One witness whose identity was not given stated, "he kind of brought it on himself, I think. She kept asking him to be quiet and he wouldn't shut up. We could hear him out on the bookfloor, too. He was getting very annoying." Another witness claimed that he would have done worse if the victim had continued. Allegedly, the victim has a reputation of being overly talkative and "just your average slacker."

No charges were filed as it was revealed that the assaulter had a cold in her nose.