ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT
WELL...MAYBE NOT

Generally, I don't like reading the news. It either is too depressing or it just pisses me off; however, I have found a news source that I honestly enjoy reading. Fark is a great site for news that you don't normally see. Some are informative, others are scary or disturbing, and still others are just plain hilarious. I thought I'd share a few items I found recently. Hope you enjoy them, too.

• Man shoots goat after wife wouldn't bring him beer In some Southern counties, she could be divorced for that, perhaps even jailed.
• Welsh villagers want to change the name of a street because it translates to "Masturbation Meadow" Yeah, that'll keep the kids from parking!
• Brits fancy having sex with metalwork. (with pic of the sexy, sexy fence) Don't knock it 'til you try it, I always say.
• Preteen takes a stab at changing his older brother's TV-viewing habits Insert obvious comment about violence on television here.
• High Speed Chase For Diaper Thieves The Coen brothers are suing for copyright infringement.
• Wal-Mart stock clerk gets hit by 18 wheeler. Family sue trucking company and get $800k. Wal-Mart says the money belongs to them As if we needed another reason to hate that damned company!

I could go on forever. Check out the Fark link for lots more fascinating stories. And send me your favorites.