YA THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL

I am always amused by what people put on the back of their cars. I think it's quite ballsy to drive around with a Bush/Cheney 2004 sticker still displayed. I always want to pull up and ask if they're still happy with that decision. I think my favorite bumper sticker lately was the one that said, "Born O.K. the first time." I'll admit I had to think about that one for a second. It's brilliance is somewhat vague which makes it all the more ingenious. Then there's the inevitable fish. You see those everywhere. I like the little fish w/ legs that's eating the fish.
Now you have to have one of those magnetic ribbons to show support for some cause. There's the yellow ones for aids, the pink ones for breast cancer, the red, white and blue ones for the troops. There's one for anything. If you don't believe me, check out this site. I think some of these are a joke. I don't think Rock & Roll needs support. Well....
Of all those ribbons, I still didn't see the one that I saw the other day. It was a "Soccer Mom" ribbon. I'm not kidding. Honestly, do soccer moms need support? Seems to me that there should be ribbons that say, "support victims of soccer moms." What surprised me even more was that she wasn't driving a HUGE SUV. No, just a 'little' Impala. This sticker got me thinking. Perhaps it should be required that soccer moms are identified as such. They could have flashing lights installed like ambulances. Or better still, an annoying siren that is a woman's voice screaming, "Outta my way, I'm late to my kid's match!" Maybe they should have soccer mom lanes in the areas near soccer fields. Obviously we have to start accommodating for their inability to drive safely. You would think they'd be more careful considering their cargo.